I'm back!!!

From where, you ask? Graduate school hell! I haven't posted updates in a few weeks because I've been too fucking busy. I suppose nobody ever claimed a PhD is an easy thing to obtain!

So anyways, aside from being neck-deep in grad school-related shit, I've been doing alright. The past three weeks I have been propositioned by 3 hot girls, two of which were dating each other (I shit you not). It's a bit sad and ironic that hot lesbians (in the loose sense; they're bi, obviously, otherwise they wouldn't have hit on me) offer ME a threesome, while billions of straight men everywhere can only dream of these things. The other offer for sex came from a girl with fantastic blond hair, as we were playing Dartmouth-style beer pong together. I had to disappoint her, of course, but it was still flattering.

More to follow! In the meantime, an article on a porn radio station in California.

Update

It's been ages since I last posted, and I don't really have time to put up a full post. However, I just wanted to give everyone a quick update on what I've been up to.

Two weekends ago, I went to Maine. Maine is a very pretty state, for sure! Spent some time biking (on mushrooms) around Acadia National Park. Also saw some cool boats and ate some lobster rolls.

Last weekend, I went to Montreal for Jazz Fest. Saw some incredible shows, did some baking (cough) at a Tam Tam party, ate some good food, went clubbing, and prevented some girlfriends of mine from being picked up by American scumbags. Also saw Jingly Johnny, who is doing well other than the fact he's still a skinny bitch.

That's all for now!