I'm back!!!
From where, you ask? Graduate school hell! I haven't posted updates in a few weeks because I've been too fucking busy. I suppose nobody ever claimed a PhD is an easy thing to obtain!
So anyways, aside from being neck-deep in grad school-related shit, I've been doing alright. The past three weeks I have been propositioned by 3 hot girls, two of which were dating each other (I shit you not). It's a bit sad and ironic that hot lesbians (in the loose sense; they're bi, obviously, otherwise they wouldn't have hit on me) offer ME a threesome, while billions of straight men everywhere can only dream of these things. The other offer for sex came from a girl with fantastic blond hair, as we were playing Dartmouth-style beer pong together. I had to disappoint her, of course, but it was still flattering.
More to follow! In the meantime, an article on a porn radio station in California.
So anyways, aside from being neck-deep in grad school-related shit, I've been doing alright. The past three weeks I have been propositioned by 3 hot girls, two of which were dating each other (I shit you not). It's a bit sad and ironic that hot lesbians (in the loose sense; they're bi, obviously, otherwise they wouldn't have hit on me) offer ME a threesome, while billions of straight men everywhere can only dream of these things. The other offer for sex came from a girl with fantastic blond hair, as we were playing Dartmouth-style beer pong together. I had to disappoint her, of course, but it was still flattering.
More to follow! In the meantime, an article on a porn radio station in California.
posted by Even Stephen at
7:34 PM
5 Comments:
sigh...
you should consider turning bi, but pretending to be gay. That way, when hot lesbians proposition you, you kind of fight it half-heartedly, but after about 30 minutes of resisting, you're all 'YEAH!'
By
Cibbuano, at 10:09 PM
Damn you! Damn you and your sexy powers!
Although, I must admit, after 4 years of hardcore marriage, women will say things to me that they NEVER would have said when I was single. You know, really kinky stuff like "Hi" and "How are you".
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CanadianAttackBeaver, at 7:25 AM
Ha ha.
Oh man, I'm really going to start pretending I'm gay.
When I was working at the YMCA, one of the guy's at the front (also named Steve) was flaming gay, but he still apparently managed to sleep with a few of the hot front desk girls.
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D to tha L I C T, at 3:43 AM
This is true. Gay men are like hot chick magnets.
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tee dub, at 3:52 PM
nothing like being gay, with the uber cool sexy power of being unobtainable, to turn chicks on.
the problem with pretending to be gay, but really being straight, is your powers of being unobtainable are pretend too. it's like dressing up barny the purple dinosaur in spiderman's costume to see if he could take on the combined powers of dr. octopus, green goblin and sandman... pretend powers won’t get you far.
i am pretty sure it's comments like these that will prevent me from ever falling into the 3/way you were propositioned with.
(derek)
By
Dr. E, at 12:12 AM
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